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Post by Siddo on Dec 31, 2004 22:39:57 GMT -5
Stop being a twat everyone. And if i'm too much of a lefty for you, that's your STD & not mine!!!!
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!!!
*Gene Snitsky bears his back.*
*As liberal he still is, Siddo still judges him aesthetically & chokes on his vomit. He is declared critical ill until Kelly Brook speaKs to him.*
Kelly - Siddo, are you alright?
*Siddo wakes up.*
Siddo - Well with an arse like that, hell yeah!!
*Board unites in unification & condemnation of female objection (something that must never, EVER be condemned.*
Timbo - There's a party going on round here......
faggotan - .....a celebration to last throughout the year.....
*Camera fades to black as ITV1 screens "Britain's Worst Penis Extensions & Female Nipple Erections."
Oh, the cunting indignity...........
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Post by Snitsky Fanclub President on Jan 3, 2005 9:06:29 GMT -5
I'm sorry?
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Post by Siddo on Jan 3, 2005 12:30:19 GMT -5
Alcohol; blame the New Year's alcohol.
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Post by Snitsky Fanclub President on Jan 3, 2005 12:37:50 GMT -5
Siddo: "It wasn't my fault!!"
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Post by Mouse Evers on Jan 3, 2005 12:42:32 GMT -5
Snitsky should be president, Mousey could see the press conferences now...
Reporter: So, President Snitsky, how do you explain the 300% rise in unemployment since you came to office?
Snitsky: ... IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
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Post by ArmageddonIt on Mar 11, 2005 1:43:51 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Screw the AG Slammy's!!! The only winners to come out of that disgrace of an award show are AI and SOE. Nuff said.[/glow]
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Post by Siddo on Mar 12, 2005 15:06:18 GMT -5
I would've enjoyed the last post-Slammys party if those shots of vodka were free.
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Post by ArmageddonIt on Mar 17, 2005 16:40:41 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]they were free, but you had to trade in your Slammy. Small price for shots of vodka, I must say.[/glow]
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Post by soe on Mar 17, 2005 19:04:43 GMT -5
You gave away our slammy?1!!! You bastard!!!!!!
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Post by Siddo on Mar 17, 2005 19:30:36 GMT -5
Oh no, I gave away no Slammys for my shots of vodka, mate. My "Most Improved User" award still has pride of place on my mantlepiece, right next to the shark repellant & time-reversing spray I won at that steak-eating contest.
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Post by Timbo on Mar 18, 2005 21:31:07 GMT -5
I could use some of that shark repellant right about now!
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Post by Siddo on Mar 19, 2005 10:28:30 GMT -5
Batman could probaby eat more steaks than you & me combined!
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Post by Wyátt on May 11, 2005 9:24:35 GMT -5
Batman's got nothing on Angie
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Post by S*O*E on May 13, 2005 21:01:43 GMT -5
The entire population of China has nothing on Angie.
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Post by Wyátt on Jun 20, 2005 15:25:11 GMT -5
Incidentally Angie has more chins than China
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