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Post by Siddo on Oct 31, 2004 12:14:07 GMT -5
Nastyville is where it always rains & the trees sing to the prosperity of its snow-capped hills, dales & brothels.
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Oct 31, 2004 22:23:45 GMT -5
... Yeah, the eskimo red light district
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2004 16:38:33 GMT -5
Where you don't catch the venereal disease, the VD catches you!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2004 16:46:27 GMT -5
On a related note, in my Structural Analysis textbook, there is a problem that asks you to find the shear force at point D of a beam. Shear Force is represented by the letter V, so shear at D would be VD. Beam's are often referred to as members. The problem actually reads: "What is the VD in the member?"
Classic.
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Post by Siddo on Nov 2, 2004 17:03:12 GMT -5
And who says school gets you nowhere?
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Nov 3, 2004 1:00:42 GMT -5
Now they learn and utilize that equation at every urban Health Center in North America.
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Post by macepacifico on Nov 6, 2004 16:44:26 GMT -5
what the hell is goatsylvania?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2004 17:35:18 GMT -5
It's a state of mind.
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Post by macepacifico on Nov 6, 2004 17:40:55 GMT -5
ooooookkkkkk...
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Nov 7, 2004 0:33:04 GMT -5
What is the VD in the member?
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Post by HamHamHamSplit-Camping Stan on Dec 29, 2004 22:44:16 GMT -5
Who are these people who don't know who Angie is, and what Goatsylvania is?
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Post by Siddo on Dec 31, 2004 6:45:53 GMT -5
*Kane & Gene Snitsky have been battling for what seems an eternity (well, about 10 minutes) when Snitsky whips Kane into the ropes. Kane ducks his clothesline & then hits him with an almighty neckbreaker! The 2 are down on the mat.*
JR - Good god! That’s gotta be all, folks! That’s gotta be…..
*Suddenly, all the lights go out. The crowd look on bemused.*
Jerry Lawler - JR? What’s happening?!
*Then, pyrotechnics go off at the top of the rampway. The lights come back on & a theme hits. A figure emerges from the rampway. The crowd goes wild.*
JR - My god, it’s……. it’s BobEPeru!!!
*As sure as the sun, the Bobmeister strolls his way to the ring as Kane & Snitsky stagger back up. Bob enters the ring over the ropes. His theme stops. Kane & Snitsky stare into him. Bob does likewise, shaking his head. Kane runs for him, but gets a right hand for his efforts. Snitsky likewise, only with a left hand. Kane gets up & receives a boot to the face. By now, the referee has called for the bell as the match ends in a non-finish. JR is positively wetting himself.*
JR - Good god!!!! After all this time, it was Bob! He turned out to be…..
JR & Lawler - …..the unholy behemoth!
*Snitsky gets up & gives Bob a few right hands. He whips him into the ropes. Bob ducks his clothesline. He turns round & grabs Snitsky by the throat. He lifts him up & hits him with an almight chokeslam! The crowd gasp & cheer in excitement.*
JR - The chokeslam on Snitsky!!
*Kane has since left the ring & grabbed a steel chair. He enters & whacks Bob from behind with it. Bob doesn’t even flinch. He turns round looking even more pissed off than he was in the first place. Kane begins to plead for mercy. He then gets angry.*
JR - Oh my god…..
Lawler - J-JR……
JR - Oh my god…..!
*Kane runs at Bob, but gets grabbed by the throat. Bob hits him with a thunderous chokeslam!*
JR - The chokeslam on Kane, my dear lord! He may have been broken in half!
*Bob strolls to the centre of the ring. He bows his head for a few seconds, then sharply raises it.*
Bob - GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Pyrotechnics go off at the top of either ringpost with a huge bang. Unfortunately they are so forceful, they cause the posts to collapse & the ropes to fall a la Lesnar-Big Show. Bob is unfazed. He exits the ring & up the rampway. He gets to the top & raises his arms in triumph. The crowd go nuts. He leaves to the back.*
JR - Well, even now I still can’t believe what I just saw here tonight King.
Lawler - The strength of being able to chokeslam not one but two gigantic athletes like that…… Well, it just scares me.
JR - Well in any event you just saw it here folks. Nastyville just couldn’t handle the feud between Kane & Gene Snitsky. Will there be anywhere or even anyone that can settle the score between those two bloodthirsty bowling alley cats?
*Camera cuts to the back, where we follow Bob walking. Michael Cole runs to him.*
Cole - BobEPeru! Bob! Can I ask you a question?
*Bob stops. He doesn’t even look at Cole.*
Cole - Well Bob, you’ve come back to the wrestling ring tonight seemingly to settle some kind of score between yourself & Kane and Gene Snitsky. W-what’s that all about?
*Bob bows his head. He raises it again.*
Bob - NNNNNNNYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
*He grabs Cole & throws him into the nearest window. He walks away & sees a can of graffiti. On the nearest white wall with the black graffiti he sprays…….*
ROCKETBERG: YOU’RE NEXT
*Camera fades to black.*
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