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Post by Timbo on Nov 23, 2004 19:07:34 GMT -5
I heard that the opening of RAW was uncharacteristically funny this week. Can someone explain it to me?
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Post by SoulOfEdge on Nov 23, 2004 19:18:49 GMT -5
The Deaperate Housewives NFL skit.
Replace NFL player with Shelton Benjamin.
Replace Housewife with Trish.
Vince talks about morals before getting jumped by Trish.
In more intresting news, how's it feel knowing that Nova (Simon Dean) is fianlly on tv after all these years?
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Post by SoulOfEdge on Nov 23, 2004 19:20:26 GMT -5
Shelton Benjamin was shown backstage and Trish was shown in a towel, and Shelton asked what she was doing here, and she said she was taking a shower. Shelton said he has a six man tag match tonight, and William and Eugene need him. Trish asked what about her? Shelton said she is the biggest slut on RAW! Vince then walked in with a look of shock and he said it was scandalous. He said the mould of America is disintegrating before his eyes. The racial overtones, you may not know this but Shelton, you are African American. He said this is the WWE, not the NFL, and this sort of thing could bring the downfall of civilization as we know it. Shelton said Vince needs to lighten up, and walked off. Vince then asked is Shelton is gone, and then Trish dropped her towel and jumped on Vince and Monday Night Football music played and Vince asked if we were ready for some wrestling! Awesome stuff. The fireworks then went off in the arena for the start of RAW as Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to the show
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Post by Snitsky Fanclub President on Nov 23, 2004 19:21:41 GMT -5
Pity he hasn't wrestled yet
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Post by SoulOfEdge on Nov 23, 2004 19:22:56 GMT -5
Just the fact that he's THERE, though. The one guy nobody thought would ever get on tv.
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Post by Timbo on Nov 23, 2004 21:13:05 GMT -5
I heard his gimmick and music sucks, and that its lame that he doesn't get to feud with the Hurricane as Nova. Nova vs Hurricane would kick muchos ass.
Also, that skit sounds interesting, but I don't know much about monday night football or desperate housewives, so I'm a little confused. I noticed they had a video up on wwe.com, so I might check it out later.
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Nov 23, 2004 22:25:39 GMT -5
The skit was good because Vince wrote it and it reminded people about the times in the past the skits actually WERE good. You know, instead of Batista and Triple H and a phony doctor ripping Benoit out of a title shot
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Post by Snitsky Fanclub President on Nov 24, 2004 8:11:05 GMT -5
Is it just me or does the Snitsky look even better with his cracked orbital bone?
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Post by trinitygirl925 on Nov 24, 2004 15:31:03 GMT -5
i havent watched wrestling in awhile. has jericho had his week as gm yet?
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Nov 24, 2004 18:42:28 GMT -5
He GMs in two weeks.
Yeah, Snitsky looks good with that cracked orbital bone. Must be a painful thing he blocks out with his extreme rage.
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Post by SoulOfEdge on Nov 24, 2004 21:39:53 GMT -5
Can't wait for the next guy to complain about a bruise.
Vince-Mofucka, The Snitsky competed with a cracked orbital bone!
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Post by Snitsky Fanclub President on Nov 25, 2004 7:07:26 GMT -5
The Snitsky is invincible!!!
(apart from cracking an orbital bone)
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Post by SoulOfEdge on Nov 25, 2004 11:05:11 GMT -5
The Snitsky did that on purpose.
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Post by Snitsky Fanclub President on Nov 25, 2004 13:05:42 GMT -5
Wrestlers will do anything to make their gimmick good these days
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Nov 25, 2004 13:23:56 GMT -5
He did it trying to punt a baby and he kicked himself in the eye like that midget in Jackass
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