Post by SoulOfEdge on Aug 23, 2004 8:01:26 GMT -5
Take everything Michael Moore says, and do the exact opposite. Let's look at his track record, shall we?
1989 - Attacks General Motors in Roger & Me.
1989-1995 - GM's annual profits soar by $1.6 bil.
April 15, 1999 - "[The Kosovo] ing the people of his country is exactly the wrong way to stop him, in fact, it has only strengthened him."
June 3, 1999 - ing forces Milosevic to withdrawl from Kosovo. Loses election, arrested, tried for war crimes.
2000 - Campaigns for Ralph Nader.
2000 - Nader goes down in flames.
2001 - Moore writes that Nader's campaign gave Demos control of the Senate.
2002 - Demos lose control of the Senate.
2001 - Criticizes Cheney for being reluctant to sell Halliburton stock.
2001 - Cheney saves millions by selling stock before price collapses.
September 14, 2001 - Moore opposes Afghan war.
November 14, 2001 - Taliban collapses.
March 24, 2003 - Moore denounces Iraq war.
April 9, 2003 - Iraqi army collapses.
2003 - Mel Gibson refuses to finance Farenheit 9/11.
2004 - Gibson produces The Passion Of The Christ, which makes over $300 Mil in 5 weeks.
June 2003 - Disney subsidary Miramax finances Moore.
March 3, 2004 - Disney stock slumps, Michael Eisner fired.
April 7, 2003 - Moore proclaims boycott against Dixie Chicks is a failure.
September 26, 2003 - Dixie Chicks announce they have been driven from country music.
November 2001 - "The chances of this administration allowing a prescription benefit for seniors to pass in the next year are as good as those of me setting myself on fire in front of a Rite Aid"
December 8, 2003 - Bush signs bill giving prescription benefits to seniors.
January 14, 2004 - Moore endorses Wesley Clark.
Feburary 11, 2004 - Clark drops out of race.
Janurary 20, 2004 - Moore also endorses Howard Dean. "The worst thing that could happen now would be for the Dean revolution to come to an end."
Feburary 18, 2004 - Dean drops out of race. Dean revolution comes to an end.
December 2003 - Moore touts anti-Americanism in Europe.
March 2004 Jacques Chirac announces intent to meet with Bush and restore Franco-American amity.
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1989 - Attacks General Motors in Roger & Me.
1989-1995 - GM's annual profits soar by $1.6 bil.
April 15, 1999 - "[The Kosovo] ing the people of his country is exactly the wrong way to stop him, in fact, it has only strengthened him."
June 3, 1999 - ing forces Milosevic to withdrawl from Kosovo. Loses election, arrested, tried for war crimes.
2000 - Campaigns for Ralph Nader.
2000 - Nader goes down in flames.
2001 - Moore writes that Nader's campaign gave Demos control of the Senate.
2002 - Demos lose control of the Senate.
2001 - Criticizes Cheney for being reluctant to sell Halliburton stock.
2001 - Cheney saves millions by selling stock before price collapses.
September 14, 2001 - Moore opposes Afghan war.
November 14, 2001 - Taliban collapses.
March 24, 2003 - Moore denounces Iraq war.
April 9, 2003 - Iraqi army collapses.
2003 - Mel Gibson refuses to finance Farenheit 9/11.
2004 - Gibson produces The Passion Of The Christ, which makes over $300 Mil in 5 weeks.
June 2003 - Disney subsidary Miramax finances Moore.
March 3, 2004 - Disney stock slumps, Michael Eisner fired.
April 7, 2003 - Moore proclaims boycott against Dixie Chicks is a failure.
September 26, 2003 - Dixie Chicks announce they have been driven from country music.
November 2001 - "The chances of this administration allowing a prescription benefit for seniors to pass in the next year are as good as those of me setting myself on fire in front of a Rite Aid"
December 8, 2003 - Bush signs bill giving prescription benefits to seniors.
January 14, 2004 - Moore endorses Wesley Clark.
Feburary 11, 2004 - Clark drops out of race.
Janurary 20, 2004 - Moore also endorses Howard Dean. "The worst thing that could happen now would be for the Dean revolution to come to an end."
Feburary 18, 2004 - Dean drops out of race. Dean revolution comes to an end.
December 2003 - Moore touts anti-Americanism in Europe.
March 2004 Jacques Chirac announces intent to meet with Bush and restore Franco-American amity.
The previous was brought to you by MNINYN, reminding you that if you're going to worship a cult icon, make sure it's the right one.
Paid for by "Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man" by David T Hardy and Jason Clarke.