Post by ImThatDamnGood on Sept 25, 2004 10:36:34 GMT -5
The Big Show was interviewed in today's Wichita Eagle while in town doing an autograph signing.
DamnGood: Most signings take 4-5 hours. I bet it took at least 12 for the Big Slow. And that's not figuring in his lunch when the dump truck stuffed with ho-hos backed up to the signing table just for him to engorge.
The article noted he was completely bald now.
DamnGood: Most people who tuned in knew that once Show returned sporting the 'Friar Tuck' look. Now he's King Kong Bundy instead of Andre the Giant, poor guy.
He explained the Smackdown angle and said it was just another day in the office.
DamnGood: This, I believe. Show is an excellent actor on camera, and WWE never takes real advantage of this. He just eats whatever the hell he wants and when he gets even fatter and slower, he can't do things like catch up to the people writing Smackdown bailing for their cars when they see him. And on the off chance he DOES catch them, they just bribe him with dollar burgers from McDonalds. That's using the talent, WWE. Limp pricks.
Show said he has a few more years left on his deal and would like to go another five years beyond that.
DamnGood: Sorry Paul, most cows don't LIVE beyond 5 years. Look for all the telltale signs he might be shipping you to Texas for slaughter, like 1) Lots of talking with JBL in the hallway, 2) People whispering 'getalong lil' doggie' and 'mooo!' as you pass them while backstage or 3) Undertaker trying to size you up w/measuring tape while he thinks you aren't looking. Vince cries every time he thinks back to when he offered you a 10 year contract at a cool 1 million a year. Cries, I tell you!
To read the complete article, click he--.
DamnGood: Nah, that's okay.
DamnGood: Most signings take 4-5 hours. I bet it took at least 12 for the Big Slow. And that's not figuring in his lunch when the dump truck stuffed with ho-hos backed up to the signing table just for him to engorge.
The article noted he was completely bald now.
DamnGood: Most people who tuned in knew that once Show returned sporting the 'Friar Tuck' look. Now he's King Kong Bundy instead of Andre the Giant, poor guy.
He explained the Smackdown angle and said it was just another day in the office.
DamnGood: This, I believe. Show is an excellent actor on camera, and WWE never takes real advantage of this. He just eats whatever the hell he wants and when he gets even fatter and slower, he can't do things like catch up to the people writing Smackdown bailing for their cars when they see him. And on the off chance he DOES catch them, they just bribe him with dollar burgers from McDonalds. That's using the talent, WWE. Limp pricks.
Show said he has a few more years left on his deal and would like to go another five years beyond that.
DamnGood: Sorry Paul, most cows don't LIVE beyond 5 years. Look for all the telltale signs he might be shipping you to Texas for slaughter, like 1) Lots of talking with JBL in the hallway, 2) People whispering 'getalong lil' doggie' and 'mooo!' as you pass them while backstage or 3) Undertaker trying to size you up w/measuring tape while he thinks you aren't looking. Vince cries every time he thinks back to when he offered you a 10 year contract at a cool 1 million a year. Cries, I tell you!
To read the complete article, click he--.
DamnGood: Nah, that's okay.
