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Post by Guy on Aug 3, 2003 8:17:57 GMT -5
That's the greatest quote ever. Word.
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Post by Craig on Aug 3, 2003 8:27:18 GMT -5
you keep talking like a bitch i'm gonna have to slap you like one.
mr.blonde/michael madsen-reservoir dogs
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Post by Guy on Aug 3, 2003 8:31:57 GMT -5
"Shwing!"
Wayne and Garth Wayne's World
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Post by Craig on Aug 3, 2003 8:48:39 GMT -5
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Aug 3, 2003 10:48:59 GMT -5
"Cato! You imbecile! Not now!"
-- Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "Does your dog bite?" Hotel Clerk: "No." Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau bowing down to pet the dog: "Nice doggie." [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand.] Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "... I thought you said your dog did not bite!" Hotel Clerk: "... that is not my dog."
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Post by SoulOfEdge on Aug 3, 2003 11:00:50 GMT -5
Turkish: I want a new one, Tommy, and you're gonna buy it for me.
Tommy: But what's wrong with this one?
*Turkish pulls the door off the caravan*
Turkish: Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. I'm just not sure about the colour.
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Post by Craig on Aug 3, 2003 11:17:59 GMT -5
"one shot"
chris walken-the deer hunter
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Aug 3, 2003 11:54:30 GMT -5
Ted Striker: "It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman."
[Ethel Merman in hospital bed, singing]: "Whoooa, you'll be swell, you'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on a plate! Startin' here, startin' now! [orderlies jump on her and restrain her, shooting her up w/a heavy sedative] Honey, everything's.... cominnnn' uuuup..... roooshessss........."
Ted Striker: "War is hell."
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Post by Craig on Aug 3, 2003 12:02:03 GMT -5
"thank god for the rain that washes the trash off the streets"
robert de niro-taxi driver
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Post by King Rich on Aug 3, 2003 12:33:13 GMT -5
"You're an uncle-fucker I must say, you fucked your uncle yesterday"
Terrance and Phillip - South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
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Post by Craig on Aug 3, 2003 12:35:22 GMT -5
"i'll sue your ass"
robert de niro/max cady-cape fear
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Post by Craig on Aug 3, 2003 13:29:42 GMT -5
all the stiches in the world can't sew me back together again.
sorry baby i tried the best i could.
last call for drinks, bars closing down suns coming up, where we going for breakfast don't wanna go far rough night....getting the shakes now i'm tired...tired.!
*credits roll*
carlito brigante/al pacino-carlito's way
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Aug 4, 2003 2:27:31 GMT -5
Hedley Lamarr: "I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!"
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Post by Timbo on Aug 4, 2003 2:34:57 GMT -5
Rasheed: I don't recommend the Calabar beans. They are used to see if your wife is cheating on you. The innocent eat at once; they choke and spit them out. But the guilty eat cautiously, slowly, which makes the poison work. Soon, she is crying out in pain. That's how you can tell. Spike: Thanks, but I'm not married. Rasheed: Now that is true happiness.
- Cowboy Bebop - The movie.
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Aug 4, 2003 2:52:39 GMT -5
Ernest Weller: I cast thee back to Hell! Fanny Ray Weller: To Hell! Ernest Weller: I cast thee back to Hell! Fanny Ray Weller: To Hell! Ernest Weller: I cast thee back to Hell! Nancy Aglet: Why don't you leave me a picture and resume at the door, and I'll get back to you, okay?
-- Repossessed
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