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Post by King Rich on Aug 6, 2003 9:08:15 GMT -5
Yeah I only do because he did first.
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Aug 6, 2003 9:43:42 GMT -5
"(Under his Breath) Oh you little Mother Fucker im gonna kick your ass"
lil' seas has heard this before many times?
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Post by King Rich on Aug 6, 2003 11:28:20 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Aug 6, 2003 13:48:30 GMT -5
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. The Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off. The Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Then what's that then. The Black Knight: I've had worse.
The Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that. King Arthur: You'll what? The Black Knight: Come here. King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me? The Black Knight: I'm invincible! King Arthur: You're a loony.
The Black Knight: Have at you! King Arthur: You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine. The Black Knight: Oh, had enough, aye? King Arthur: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. The Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: Look! The Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Post by Craig on Aug 7, 2003 11:09:27 GMT -5
*arthur and his knights come acrossa man who uses a staff to summon fire*
arthur:who are you who can summon fire. mysterious enchanter:there are some who call me...Tim
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Post by Craig on Aug 7, 2003 11:16:14 GMT -5
NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Robin. So, each of the knights went their separate ways. Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favourite minstrels. MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off And his pen--
SIR ROBIN: thats enough music for now lads looks like there's plenty work a foot
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Post by Craig on Aug 7, 2003 11:17:07 GMT -5
ALL HEADS: Right! MIDDLE HEAD: He buggered off. RIGHT HEAD: So he has. He's scarpered.
MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away, ROBIN: No! MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away, away. ROBIN: I didn't! MINSTREL: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. ROBIN: No! MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ROBIN: I didn't! MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, ROBIN: I never did! MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat, ROBIN: All lies! MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin. ROBIN: I never!
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Aug 7, 2003 19:40:40 GMT -5
haha@When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
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Post by Craig on Aug 8, 2003 11:02:36 GMT -5
you know charlie i spend more time saving planets then living in them....sometimes i wonder...why?
shep ramsey/hulk hogan-suburban commando
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Aug 8, 2003 20:42:47 GMT -5
Erb Crandal: "Why are you all shiny?" Congressman David Dilbeck: "It's Vaseline!" Erb Crandal: "Oh ho! Ohhh! It's Vas . . . great . . . it's Vaseline!" Congressman David Dilbeck: "You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?" Erb Crandal: "No, no, not unless I have third degree burns, no!"
-- Striptease
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Post by JòvianΕvil on Aug 9, 2003 1:47:05 GMT -5
Oooooooohm... Oooooooooohm... Isn'tthissofuckingspiritual...
John Travolta - Face/Off
Also you can't beat the letter that Lecter wrote to Graham in Red Dragon...
In fact, just about anything Anthony Hopkins said in the Hannibal trilogy is good. Within reason and with the right context, of course...
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Post by Guy on Aug 9, 2003 3:05:42 GMT -5
"My parents wanted a girl...but they had me...so they raised me as one. I thought I was a girl until I was 7."
My Sassy Girl
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Post by HamHamHamSplit-Camping Stan on Aug 9, 2003 3:58:42 GMT -5
"I bet you fuck just like a bunny. Say it...say 'fuck me'." Bobby Peru Wild At Heart
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Post by ImThatDamnGood on Aug 9, 2003 4:02:34 GMT -5
"I'm excited!" *thumbs up!*
-- Big Kev the Movie
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Post by Craig on Aug 9, 2003 8:50:22 GMT -5
either the cops got him or they don't or he's dead or he's not
mr blonde-reservoir dogs
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