Funaki > You

[Mouse Evers]

Mousey stole this list of 100 reasons why Funaki > You off the GameFAQ's message board...

1. Funaki is cool.
2. Funaki comes from Japan.
3. Funaki is funny.
4. Funaki is charismatic.
5. Funaki is the perfect role model for all ages.
6. Funaki is freespirited and nice.
7. Funaki is willing to job to everybody.
8. Funaki is THE sports entertainment announcer to beat.
9. Funaki was born to be GM.
10. Funaki has no ego.
11. Funaki wears blue-BLUE IS EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE COLOR!
12. Funaki makes the crowd pop.
13. Funaki likes everything.
14. Funaki is the ultimate seller.
15. Funaki always calls everything down the middle.
16. SmackDown talent meetings would be fun and not boring.
17. One-on-one meetings would be playful and not stressful.
18. Funaki knows a good wrestler from a bad wrestler.
19. Funaki brings out the best in everybody, even the worst wrestler!
20. Funaki's GM office would be styled in a fun manner, and not the drab colors from before.
21. FUNaki. He's all about the fun.
22. Everybody loves Funaki.
23. Funaki would make the perfect action movie star.
24. Funaki would make a perfect actor for ANY movie, period.
25. If GM, then the awesome Scott from TE3 would finally be signed to a WWE contract.
26. Funaki's favorite chef is Chairman Kaga.
27. Funaki's favorite singer is William Hung.
28. If GM, then both Kaga and Hung will make regular appearances on SD.
29. No more stupid Square commercials! Instead, Nintendo and Japanese Shampoo commercials.
30. Funaki could FINALLY get even with A-Train.
31. If GM, then even the headcases in the locker room will be thankful for Funaki's involvence.
32. Funaki would be the US President if he were born in America.
33. Funaki looks gangsta.
34. If Funaki were a movie, he would be Finding Nemo.
35. If Funaki were a video game, he would be Super Mario 64.
36. Funaki is megapopular in Japan.
37. Funaki visites GameFAQs every day.
38. Funaki watches Conan O'brien every night.
39. Funaki goes to church every Sunday.
40. Funaki eats at Wendys.
41. Funaki would make a great singer.
42. Funaki never smokes or does drugs.
43. Funaki is mega-intelligent.
44. Funaki likes to write.
45. Funaki is fair.
46. Funaki would make a great Pokemon or Digimon.
47. Funaki follows a balanced diet.
48. Funaki is a ladies magnet.
49. Funaki plays Pac-Man every day.
50. FUNAKI FLASH~!
51. Funaki is a wrestling columnist's darling.
52. Funaki is a in-ring veteran.
53. Funaki only uses the finest soap to bathe.
54. Funaki could kick anybody's ass at MvC2
55. Funaki always murders ugly strippers.
56. Funaki would make a great wrestler, manager AND GM.
57. Funaki was custom-made for SmackDown.
58. Funaki is perfect for testing new, green talent.
59. Funaki breathes fresh air to a stale Velocity.
60. Funaki could carry Nathan Jones above DUD even if on his worst day.
61. Funaki would make a great color commentator.
62. Funaki never complains.
63. Funaki is a man's man.
64. Funaki is the man of 2001 moves.
65. Funaki has a massive DVD collection.
66. Funaki has a massive video game collection.
67. Funaki's home is a massive mansion.
68. Kids love Funaki.
69. Funaki could hang with anybody... in bed.
70. Funaki could kick anybody's ass in a real fight.
71. Funaki doesn't choose to do so, because he is nice.
72. Funaki is reliable.
73. Funaki's birthday should be a holiday.
74. If he starred in a sitcom, it would be universally hailed and acheive record-setting ratings.
75. Funaki action figures rule.
76. Funaki drinks both Coke AND Pepsi.
77. Funaki loves to dance.
78. Funaki is underrated.
79. Funakittude > j00
80. Funaki has more workrate than Angle or Benoit COMBINED.
81. Funaki can speak every language.
82. Funaki loves the outdoors.
83. Funaki has well-mantained teeth.
84. Funaki should be in the WWE Hall of Fame.
85. Funaki should be Time Magazine's Man of the Year.
86. If GM, everybody in the SmackDown locker room gets to play the latest Nintendo release months ahead of the American market.
87. Funaki is a kid at heart.
88. Funaki's cable service has every channel imaginable.
89. Nobody can find any fault at all in Funaki.
90. Funaki is THE perfect wrestler.
91. Funaki brings harmony and joy to the world.
92. Funaki for President in 2008!!!!!!
93. A 4-disc Funaki DVD release would pwn.
94. Funaki is versatile.
95. Funaki is a super-hero in disguise.
96. Funaki should be the WWE Chairman when Vince steps down.
97. Funaki has the best imitation of Vince's strut dance.
98. Funaki is compelling.
99. Funaki makes people like me create these lists.
100. Funaki rules, period.

Feel free to add your own to this list...

[AG/WWF Iron Chef]

101. Funaki is Smells @ heart

[Mouse Evers]

One that Mousey can't believe they left off...

102: SMACKDOWN #1 ANNOUNCER!

[ImThatDamnGood]

103. After Funaki jobs to you, you want him to job to you again 30 mins later

[AG/WWF Iron Chef]

104. Funaki is a Terry Funk fan

[ImThatDamnGood]

104. Funaki killed Mr. Yamaguchi then knocked up Taka's sister

[GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!]

105. Funaki supplies Sam with pumpernickels from the japanese market.

[Siddo]

106. Funaki knows where the Marmite is in Tesco's.

[Mouse Evers]

107. Funaki helps old ladies cross the street, then kills them.

[bathgate10]

"11. Funaki wears blue-BLUE IS EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE COLOR!"

Blue is gay, i like green and red

[Mouse Evers]

That is not a reason why Funaki > You, it has no place here in Mousey's opinion, blue is not Mousey's favourite colour either, he's not whining about it.

[ImThatDamnGood]

He only loves green & red when its on the backs of wrestling trunks, anyway.

[Timbo]

Since when is blue gay anyway?

[bathgate10]

it sucks they mix it with ugly colors like baby blue and red like on the LA clippers jerseys, and baby blue and navy blue suck too

[Mouse Evers]

Bathgate, do you have a jersey fetish or something, it's all you talk about it seems to Mousey. Oh yeah, that and Billy Gunn's trunks. Keeping on topic...

108: You've always wanted to have hair like Funaki.