SLINKY DO NOT BE FOOLED!

[THIS IS THE REAL SAM]

MY NAME WAS HACKED AND TURNED YOUR PIMP DADDY SAMMY DA COOL GUY INTO DA GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY! YOU MUST NOT BELIEVE THE THINGS HE SAYS! DAMMIT ILL GET YOU FOR THIS IMPOSTOR!!!!!!!!!!!

[GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!]

GET ME FOR WHAT?! ALL I BE WANTIN IS SAOME GAY TO GET ME GAY ON!

[IM THE REAL SAM THE REAL SAM]

THATS ENOUGH OUTTA YOU IMPOSTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RUINED ME REPUTATION ON DA AG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IWAS SAMMY DA COOL GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAMMY DA COOL GUY DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Siddo]

"SAMMY DA COOL GUY?" The only time you're ever cool is when you hang around the fridge.