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Post by Timbo on Sept 4, 2003 22:46:54 GMT -5
By popular demand (Mouse), I've decided to start a list of references from the old board so that new board members don't feel lost. Feel free to add any, or fix them up. I'll start by explaining willothewise.
1. Willothewise. Willo was a probably retarded Puerto Rican lad whose favourite wrestler was Jeff Hardy, followed by Lita (or Liat as he so often called her) and Matt Hardy. Pretty much every other wrestler was crap in his eyes (including Booker T, who, according to Willo, was shit because he didn't have his own 7/11 slurpee cup or something). Willo also ejoyed the music of S Club 7 and, to a lesser extent, Eminem. When S Club broke up and Jeff was fired from the WWE, willo left AG. Some of Willos traits were to say "Oh its the true" (Kurt Angle impression), to put (y) after most sentences (I think this came from MSN Messenger, where (y) was the shortcut for the thumbs up emoticon, despite the fact that it didn't actually do anything on AG), and a complete lack of English skills. He would also, much like other retards (ie lozer20 and Raiyan16) put LOL at the end of all his sentences. A typical willo sentence would look something like "Jeef is much better wrestle than booker G (LOL). Booker is not having 7/11 cup like Jeef and Jo from S Club LOL!" Theres a lot more that I could write about willo, but I've got some work to do.
Common willo references: "Jeef" or "Liat" "(y)" Putting LOL at the end of various not funny sentences Anything praising S Club 7 Anything regarding Booker's lack of 7/11 cup.
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Post by S*O*E on Sept 4, 2003 23:02:46 GMT -5
D3- The Deadly 3
A Short Bio of the(was) Greatest Group in _AG_WWF_ History
Started out as a great, flourishing group with the talents of The-Game-, Armageddon_It, and me, Soul_of_Edge, as one. With us as one high fivin', soda drinkin, womanizing tandem of hellraisers, there was no stopping us. Later Emilio__Estevez was added as a surprise member, for whatever reason. Then, tragedy struck the group. D3 lost the a bet when they bet that if Kane won his title match, D3 would gain a member, but if he lost(also losing his mask), they would lose one member. They booted the greatest member of their group(me), thus making D3 a weak, second-rate group now with AI, Game, and Emilio__Estevez as the threesome. Later added was seasonsend_87(aka lil seas). He later booted Emilio, thus creating what you see today. A big fucking joke. The end.
Famous Quote: "Fear your future!"
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Post by Timbo on Sept 5, 2003 1:36:32 GMT -5
Besamesazona: Besa (for short) only posted two or three times at the old board, but these few posts were legendary ones. His first, and most famous thread was titled "STEPHANIE IS BABY". While at first people just thought he was a willo clone, the phrase caught on and "Baby madness" swept AG. There were even rumours of "STEPHANIE IS BABY" t-shirts. The thread became one of the largest in the board's history. After that single post, Besa was absent from the board for a long time. His next post, however, was equally magnificent and insightful. It was in a thread titled "Firemoose112" and contained a couple of sentences similar to these, "Firemoose112. Kane is the brother of undertaker". I am unsure if Besa ever posted again. While a Besa clone did make a couple of posts here and there, the name was slightly different despite the posts being very much in the Besa style. He was, and forever will be, the guru of the WWF AG board.
Common Besa references: There really only is one: "STEPHANIE IS BABY"
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Post by Timbo on Sept 5, 2003 4:42:38 GMT -5
Lozer20: Lozer20 had probably the most fitting name of all. He was indeed a loser who couldn't spell. At first, most of the board got along fairly well with lozer. He seemed like a good enough bloke. I was one of the first to begin to dislike him due to his intense hatred of rap music however. He couldn't accept that his opinion was just that, and not fact. Soon, he began raiding rap boards and had a few followers like KidRockFreakinRules (Who was also a loser who went crazy and flooded the board a few times then left). The eminem, NWA and 2pac boards especially disliked his company and flooded our WWF board a couple of times due to him. Then loser began insulting WWF board regulars, and eventually became a freakish demon who sat by his computer with a keyboard that only had the Ctrl, C and V buttons on it. He just posted news he flogged from 1wrestling.com all the time with the only original content coming at the end with his token "LOL Rap Sucks, USA rules." He was also a big NWA:TNA fan. He feuded heavily with DamnGood. I just put him on my ignore list.
Common Lozer20 references: "Rap sucks, USA rules LOL" Jokes about ctrl+c and ctrl+v
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Post by Siddo on Sept 5, 2003 4:44:42 GMT -5
Word Association: The most popular game on the WWF AG board! The game starts with someone typing in a word or a phrase. Then, they type in a word or phrase associated with that e.g. Undertaker ---> Dead Man Walking. From then on, users do the same through a mixture of wit, criticism and bizarre logic e.g. Dead Man Walking ---> Me on a Saturday night. Me on a Saturday night ---> Alcoholic. Alcoholic ---> Scott Hall. Scott Hall ---> Works at the local kebab shop. ...and so on and so on. Word Association threads can go on for a long time, such is its popularity.
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Post by Timbo on Sept 5, 2003 4:53:31 GMT -5
The Smartass Kliq: The smartass kliq, or $@k were probably the most influential group on the old board. They claimed to be the premier wwf ag board group for several years and at one point, everyone who was anyone on the board was in the group. Unfortunately, it soon because clear that the owner, Raiyan16 was an asshole. He thought he was a) gods gift to women, b) the funniest man alive and c) a real pro wrestler. Unfortunately, Ray was none of these things. Firstly, the only woman who showed any interest in him was *NightFaery* (will be explained later). Secondly, despite how many LOL's, LMAO's and LAHASOHAOHA's he put after his posts, he was not at all funny. Finally, he apparently had a breif career as a backyard wrestler where he learned various wrestling moves. He may have actually been TimmyFitz's (to be explained) brother, which is why I will now call him RayFitz. RayFitz's friends in the $@k included *NightFaery*, Firemoose112 (will be explained later too) and about 261 dead members who hadn't visited AG in years. They spent most of their time talking about going to hooters, beating moose with a cane and adding extended acronyms to their sentences. Once news of his lack of popularity got out, RayFitz began coming to AG less and less, despite how many times *NightFaery* cried for him to return. Finally, after chosen1_ne2000 (also to be explained) did some stupid shit, I left the $@k (not that I had visited the group page in months) and soon after DamnGood and Slinky kicked most of the members from the group (good work). The $@k never regained its strength and only really lives on in the mind of chosen1_ne2000, who was the only person in the world who wanted to be an operator in the group. He was also the only person in the world who wasn't an operator. To this day, the $@k is the most hated group on the board.
Common $@k references: "LOL LMFAO MKOSHFASOKFKFAOOAJF" "Caneshot to Moose LOL LOOOOOOOOOL" "I'm gonna go to hooters!" "Lakers rule LOOOOOOOKLMSO"
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Post by Timbo on Sept 5, 2003 5:16:07 GMT -5
Firemoose112: Moose was actually a good bloke. He was not without his flaws (was a devoted $@k member as forementioned) however. Unfortunately, he was subject to immense badgering by those he had so much love for. A regular conversation in the $@k (before it died) would look something like this: Firemoose112: Hi guys! Raiyan16: LOOOOOL *Caneshot to moose!* DeadAGuser: LOGAMSJGSPO!! *Cane shot to moose!* Firemoose112: Hahah. You guys! Raiyan16: LMAGSNAOF! *NightFaery*: HAVE MY BABIES RAIYAN HONEY! Raiyan16: JSAOFAHOAHSFAHSFHFHFHFHFHFHHFHFHHH OK meet me at hooters
Rather pathetic. Poor moose. His quest for acceptance led to countless e-canings at the hands of a bunch of retards. He was also the subject of a Besamesazona thread (above).
Common Firemoose112 references: *Caneshot to moose*
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Post by Snitsky Fanclub President on Sept 5, 2003 5:31:47 GMT -5
Hardcore Title Threads Started by badmel with the memorable thread "I just beat Bubba Ray Dudley for the Hardcore Title" and ended with "Now I'm running", the AG Hardcore Title was to change hands hundreds of times on several massive threads. Carried on in badmel's absence by myself, Peader_Barbossa, and Craigjoseph along with many others, the Hardcore Title Threads spanned time. space and reality and were for many months easily the most popular threads on the Old Board. Eventually it started to peter out and after a couple of aborted attempts to start it again it was unanimously decided to put the battle scarred Hardcore Title belt away for safe keeping, where it waits for the right time for its ressurrection...
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Post by Craig on Sept 5, 2003 5:57:21 GMT -5
sarasm-spawned when in one of my frequent childish debates with damngood and slinky i mispelled sarcasm.
sarasm is complete randomness and has spawned over 400 replies a thread, very popular with slinky and damngood surpirsingly. A new sarasm thread was posted every few months, the most recent was deleted just over a month ago.
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Post by Craig on Sept 5, 2003 18:10:24 GMT -5
streetwise macdougal-spawned when me and slinky wer eina conversation, it was then developed into another unsuccessful thread* i was having alot of them at the time*......however with such a catchy name i couldn't let it go so i made him one of my split personalities....unfortunatly the character was taken apart by that snobby arsehole saukerl.
A month l8er for no apparent reason streetwise became a lion.....a lot of people now know the name streetwsie macdougal, whether they know what it's all about or not
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Post by Timbo on Sept 5, 2003 23:41:01 GMT -5
Still to be done ---> I Love Lemonparty!!! (and all his other personas including Dickie) *NightFaery* Rahi50 (aka AyatolOfRock&Roll69) KidRockFreakinRules WWF AG face/heel reviews chosen1_ne2000 TimmyFitz Seasonsend_87 (seeing as he hasn't posted here in a long time) King_Rich (same reason) Group Wars Hardcore Holly thread Anything else anyone can think of. Thanks for the help all those that have submitted stuff.
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Post by Timbo on Sept 5, 2003 23:45:51 GMT -5
I feel myself like MinnosCorvos, the bastard one: This was titled the funniest line ever on the old board, but I assure you it was completely unintentional. DamnGood and badmel were in the middle of a conversation in Spanish for some reason (I think it was relating to the _RAW_ spanish announcing team) and I decided to put in my two cents. Not knowing any Spanish past what I had learned from Speedy Gonzales, I was using freetranslation.com as a translator. After a couple of posts, I decided to say "I feel like MinnosCorvos, the bastard" (Minnos was the boards resident mexican who mixed spanish words with his english and was willo's only friend). Unfortunately, through freetranslation.com, this came out when translated back again from spanish as "I feel myself like MinnosCorvos, the bastard one". This was one of the many reasons I wanted to make a new board where editing your posts was possible.
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Post by Timbo on Sept 6, 2003 6:26:56 GMT -5
TimmyFitz: Some would say TimmyFitz may have been the most retarded old board member of all. This may not be far from the truth. Timmy spent his time away from AG wrestling on his trampoline with his brother, cousin and some guy called "Mike". He took his trampoline wrestling very seriously, and started a number of threads all with almost identical names: "What is the most powerful move". Timmy didn't like wise guys however, and he made sure nobody made fun of his threads, going apeshit whenever anyone mentioned anything that wasn't a real wrestling movie - ie "Brick to TimmyFitz's face". He also didn't know much about wrestling as on at least 3 occasions, I suggested moves which he had never heard of, and he was quick to ask for an explaination. We haven't seen Timmy for a long time. Popular opinion is that he's recovering from a broken neck he suffered at the hands of "Mike". We can only hope.
Common TimmyFitz references: Stuff regarding trampoline wrestling.
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Post by Craig on Sept 6, 2003 7:28:23 GMT -5
i'll do the "oh my brothers thread" when i get time
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Post by Mouse Evers on Sept 6, 2003 14:05:29 GMT -5
*posh voice* The thread thus far has been very educational, I have read things here that even I did not know.
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